Are you afraid of monsters?
They might just happen to be your friend!
There's nothing to be scared of monsters!
Okay, lets talk about closet monsters. Which monster would be so creative to be hiding inside your closet just to scare you off? Who knows if it's there to keep you happy? In the first place, how would the monster even get into your closet!
Would a monster just drop off from from a spaceship, sneak into your house, go up to where the bedrooms are, and then sneak into your bedroom, quietly hide inside the closet and wait for you to open the closet for a surprise?
Maybe its just a friend to make sure you're happy after all. So instead of being scared of what's inside your closet, just think if it as if there's a cuddly friend in your closet to keep you and your clothes safe all night!
Okay, next, we'll talk about zombies! Zombies are practically almost useless! Hahah!
Most of the time we see zombies with either their jaws ripped-off, no hands, no legs or maybe all of these at once? So, why scared? Because they lack certain parts which makes them look like a clown?
Ladies, most of you carry a such big piece of store-room which could fit a head inside, with you almost everywhere! So just throw your handbags towards the zombies feet and let the magic begin!
The zombies will just trip over your bags and break some of it's body-parts, lie down on the floor and try to reach you with it's paralyzed and broken body.
A zombie is so blind and brainless that it would never give a crap on what's on the ground besides brains and fresh meat!
As for men! Men are born to do wonders!
Just shoot some saliva into the zombie's eyes and blind them!
They will be so busy trying to wipe the holy water off their eyes, that they will trip over rocks and break some stuff!
So just enjoy the show and laugh at them while they are scattered all around the area!
Okay, next, we'll move on to talk about the 'flying smokey jokers'! Ladies are gifted with screaming abilities, so they most definitely should not be afraid of ghosts at all!
If you notice a pest trying to joke around with you, just play along, believe in yourself! You are born with a gift!
Just get them before they get you! Wait for the right moment and take them by surprise! Use the scream attack!
The scream attack's power must never be underestimated!
It could just shake the whole world upside-down!
The vibration of the sound-wave could cause a devastating earthquake.
It could destroy habitats.
Definitely breaks glasses.
And drive 'Chicken Little' CRAZY!
A woman's scream could frighten a ghost causing a big heart-attack, bursting it's heart and kills the ghost.
So, there's actually nothing to be scared of! Every problem has a solution! So, live life happily!
Smile!
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