SketchYEN: Chores!

Do you enjoy doing your chores?

Have you ever got tired of doing your chores?

If you have, then I have a SOLUTION for you! You will have the best time of your life by enjoying your chores!

Life is about having fun and being happy!

Have you ever wondered how would it be like to be enjoying your chores?

I hereby present you the 'Royal Trophaeum Elixir'!

Interested? Who wouldn't be?!

It is one of the best and leading inventions ever created! It gives you temporary superpowers, it keeps you happy and also raises the morale of the consumer! How great is that!!

It is created by Professor Balthazar, an E.PhD holder in the field of Extreme Medicine studies.

(E.PhD stands for Extreme PhD).

The elixir is made of several rare ingredients which are:

The Romanian Midnight Dragon's blood.

Fun fact: The Romanian Midnight Dragon can only be found during midnight around 12a.m. to 1a.m on a night with a full moon.

The leaves of the 'Ancient Tree of Maga' or also know as 'A.T.O.M.'

Fun fact: The Ancient Tree of Maga can only be found on top of the Great Mountain of Noideawhereisit. The top of the mountain has a freezing temperature of -55 degrees celcius, it is the steepest mountain ever discovered, and it is surrounded by a sea of lava.

The rare cuboid egg shells of the albino platypus.

Fun fact: The albino platypus only lays 1 cuboid egg in every 5 years.

The elixir needs to be fermented for 3 years and can only be produced in a specific climate which can only be found around the 'White Sea'.

Location of the 'White Sea'.

Professor Balthazar has a base built on a small island somewhere around the White Sea. The coordinates of the base are highly classified information and therefore kept as private and confidential.

So, what can you do with the power of the elixir? 2 WORDS! HAVE FUN! You will be able to have endless fun, fun and more fun! HOW FUN IS THAT! With superpowers, you will be able to do almost anything!

You can choose to morph into your favorite super-villain, set your mop in flames and smash the ground with an extreme heat-blast which will cleanse the entire ground within the range of the heat.

This picture shows a bacteria being affected by the heat-blast. (Seen through the microscope.)

This picture shows a bacteria killed by the heat-blast. (Seen through the microscope.)

You can also learn to control the element of water with the help of the elixir.

You can use this power to shoot water-bombs to clean stuff!

An example is to place your dirty dishes such as plates onto a target dummy. Have fun cleaning your dishes and also playing with water with superpowers!

Ever tried playing soap hockey? Soap the floor with lots and lots of floor detergent and have fun playing hockey with your scrubbing broom as the hockey stick and the hand-brush as the puck.

Your tools to play 'Soap Hockey'!

Guess what? You kill 3 birds with 1 stone with 'Soap Hockey'!

1. You brush the floor with your scrubbing broom.

2. When you hit your hand-brush off, its works as a long-range cleaning technique.

3. You have fun cleaning and playing!

There are many more ways to have fun with the powers. It is up to you and your creativity. So, have fun, and I mean lots and lots of FUN! Enjoy yourselves and be happy!

NOTE: No platypuses and dragons were harmed in the production of the 'Royal Trophaeum Elixir'. Scientists actually waited for the cuboid eggs to hatch, and that is when they only take the shells to produce the elixir. Scientists only procure the dragon's blood upon the consent of the dragon.